How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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