life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize