Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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