she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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