problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I love having hate sex.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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