Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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