so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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