Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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