isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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