"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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