We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wannas sexs uuuuu
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Randomize
