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Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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