He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
This house was built for laser tag.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize