saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She bit a glass in half.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
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