He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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