Whod you bang
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
My liver just had a heart attack.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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