Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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