you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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