He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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