During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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