Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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