vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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