so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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