Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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