What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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