What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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