Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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