I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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