Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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