hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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