As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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