too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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