xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i believe in u and ur pee
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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