He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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