Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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