how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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