I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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