We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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