I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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