im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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