Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
We smell like vodka and hangover
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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