Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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