So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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