at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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