Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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