Me too!
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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