You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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