The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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