I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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