i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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