I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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