I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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