Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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