so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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