I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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